She led me to our pumpkin patch.
"Mee-oow!" "Yes, Rosie, it is unfortunate that we haven't had any flowers on our pumpkin vines yet." "Rouw?" "No, i'm afraid if we get any pollination this month, the pumpkins won't be able to grow large enough to become a jack o'lantern before frost." "Rrrow, Mwow!" "Oh, that wasn't what you asked?" "Meeeow," she exclaimed as she dived into the plants and pointed out what she was concerned about.
Was it a bird's nest full of babies? Was it a dead mouse she wanted praise for? Had she found a hidden pot of gold that Cookie is always looking for in the garden?
What is it Rosie? What is it?
Turns out, all she wanted to show me was a pile of scat.
Next time, let me get my cup of coffee and breakfast first, okay? :)
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