Dear Sword Wielding, Carjacking Menace Who Has Barricaded Yourself in the Motel up the Street From Our House,
Please, do yourself a favour and surrender now. We would really appreciate it to as we cannot stand having 3 news helicopters hovering over our home.
Thank you.
Gosh, what a life you lead! Better that he's holed up than roaming the neighborhood, though. (p.s. that wooden tray for the Pyrex is a new one on me, too. Google the Pyrex Love web site, because if anybody knows about it, they do.)
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