What eeeevil lurks inside the heart of this box?
I didn't even take a picture. Trust me, you don't want to know.
This is a small list of what it could be....
There were 6 of them in there.
And these ain't your Maw & Paw Grocer donuts either...these are Gourmet Seattle Donuts.
If you can call a donut gourmet?!?
We're talking a maple bar as long at a foot...3 inches wide.
Then there's the chocolate donut with the "icing"...and we're not talking "icing" as in that greasy, foul smelling stuff in a tube they use at other donut shops. No. More like a 4mm thick layer of chocolate ganache--completely covering the top of the donut AND the filling the entire donut hole!!
Like i said: Pure Evil!
The minute i opened it, i knew we were in trouble.
If we ate the whole thing then and there, i'd wouldn't be 20lbs lighters anymore
So i portioned out a third of a donut for everyone...and wrapped up everything else.
This morning, Riona and i finished off 2/3's of a donut a few minutes ago; i can already feel the sugar rush. Cold sweat. Heart Palpations.
ei yi ei!
Curse you, Top Pot Doughnuts, and the day you were ever given a business license!!
But thank you, kind mes ami, for spoiling us ROTTEN! xoxox